The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

Let’s Go Fly A Kite (Saving Mr. Banks, 2013)


moms be like - Vine by Destin Conrad



in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie




my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad

i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb

i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are


people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not


sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third