There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
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20 years old. Metal always has been and always will be my biggest passion.
Top 3 favorite bands: Iron Maiden, Megadeth and Savatage. I post whatever catches my eye. Lots of bands (:
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There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
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We Be Ballin’
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98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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stupid comments on a post
deleting stupid comments
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When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural.
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oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
W H A T
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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
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