emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

cardinalcapaldi:

Clara: You’ll catch a cold if you stand out in the rain like that.
The Doctor: I’m fine.
Clara: Come on, don’t be like that. We can share.

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

touch my pizza and buy me butt

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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feline-funny:

baconnnnnnn:

why are high school students in movies always 30 years old

YES THIS