timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(Source: runningfromfaggots, via sparklebespammin)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont even get bullied i just bully myself

(via klaine-janto)

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

(via alannadon)

chiakinanamie:

chiakinanamie:

stupid comments on a post

deleting stupid comments

(via this--blog--sucks)

anahyproductions:

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

W H A T 

(via frankieroisahero)

slimshota:

kiss my neck and whisper dirty things in my ear

(via fouracesdave)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(via dredcalianarchy)

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

(via gamseizetheday)

darrynek:

wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive 

(Source: darrynek, via ataxie)